Funny quotes on t-shirt give the gift of smiles to passersby and laughter to friends and loved ones.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. -- Socrates
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Oscar Wilde
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. --- Socrates
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. -- Mark Twain
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.
-- Benito Mussolini
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong
A rich man's joke is always funny. -- Proverb
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