Monday, May 12, 2008

Funny Quotes for the lighter side in us!

Funny quotes on t-shirt give the gift of smiles to passersby and laughter to friends and loved ones.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. -- Socrates

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Oscar Wilde

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. --- Socrates

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times. -- Mark Twain

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.
-- Benito Mussolini

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong

A rich man's joke is always funny. -- Proverb

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"Sacerdotes, 'consagrados en la Verdad'"

Estar inmersos en la Verdad, en Cristo, de este proceso forma parte
la oración, en la que nos ejercitamos en la amistad con Él y aprendemos a
conocerle: su forma de ser, de pensar, de actuar. Rezar es un caminar en
comunión personal con Cristo, exponiendo ante Él nuestra vida cotidiana,
nuestros logros y nuestros fracasos, nuestras fatigas y nuestras alegrías -es un
simple presentarnos a nosotros mismos ante Él. Pero para que esto no se
convierta en un autocontemplarse, es importante que aprendamos continuamente a
rezar rezando con la Iglesia.